{"id":111,"date":"2021-01-22T09:05:20","date_gmt":"2021-01-22T08:05:20","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/renataveverkova.cz\/?p=111"},"modified":"2024-01-31T10:52:12","modified_gmt":"2024-01-31T09:52:12","slug":"leden-2021","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/renataveverkova.cz\/?p=111","title":{"rendered":"Leden 2021"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

P\u00e1tek 22.1.21<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Dnes tedy \u201ezabito\u201c, u\u017e od r\u00e1na. Mo\u017en\u00e1 pokra\u010dov\u00e1n\u00ed v\u010derej\u0161ka, kdy se dcera vymezovala v\u016f\u010di tat\u00ednkovi na jeho: \u201eTicho, d\u011bti!\u201c kdy\u017e jsme blbly a tat\u00ednka tak ru\u0161ily. Na jej\u00ed \u201eTa\u0165ko, jak\u00fd d\u011bti, mamka je star\u0161\u00ed, ne\u017e ty!\u201c se za\u010dal man\u017eel sm\u00e1t a\u017e se skoro za b\u0159icho popadal. Chv\u00edli jsme si ob\u011b myslely, \u017ee n\u011bjak\u00fd kolega v pr\u00e1ci \u0159ekl n\u011bco vtipn\u00e9ho na jejich meetingu b\u011bhem home-officu. P.S. Kdyby n\u011bkdo n\u011bco nech\u00e1pal, anglick\u00e9 v\u00fdrazivo dovysv\u011btl\u00edm\ud83d\ude0a O chvilku pozd\u011bji jsme zjistily, \u017ee vtipn\u00fd nen\u00ed kolega, ale my, proto\u017ee dcera \u0159ekla n\u011bco, co j\u00e1 PR\u00dd r\u00e1da nesly\u0161\u00edm. \u017de jsem star\u0161\u00ed ne\u017e on, no to jsem, pravdu tichem nezabije\u0161, je\u0161t\u011b \u017ee jsem k tomu i moud\u0159ej\u0161\u00ed!! \ud83d\ude09<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Pokra\u010dov\u00e1n\u00ed druh\u00fd den r\u00e1no, tak\u017ee dnes, v televizi reklama na nesm\u00edrn\u011b popul\u00e1rn\u00ed a roz\u0161\u00ed\u0159enou dietu sou\u010dasnosti, kde se Mahu \/Mahulena Bo\u010danov\u00e1\/ pt\u00e1 pan\u00ed: \u201eA kolik byste cht\u011bla d\u00e1t dol\u016f?\u201c Na\u010de\u017e j\u00ed pan\u00ed odpov\u00ed, \u017ee by se r\u00e1da dostala zase na cca 80 kg, tam se c\u00edtila nejl\u00edp. Man\u017eel pronese: \u201eTaky bych se cht\u011bl dostat na sv\u00fdch 80.\u201c Fajn, ale na to kontruje dcera: \u201eMami, taky bys cht\u011bla?\u201c :-DD Nev\u00edm, jestli se sm\u00e1t, nebo bre\u010det, tak\u017ee to spoj\u00edm a skoro mi te\u010dou slzy od sm\u00edchu, ne, up\u0159\u00edmn\u011b, sm\u011bju se a\u017e chrocht\u00e1m. Jestli si mysl\u00edm, \u017ee je to u\u017e dnes r\u00e1no v\u0161e, tak se pletu. Tat\u00ednek a man\u017eel v jedn\u00e9 osob\u011b se pou\u0161t\u00ed op\u011bt na tenk\u00fd led, kdy\u017e \u0159ekne: \u201eZd\u00e1 se mi, \u017ee jsem za posledn\u00ed rok zase n\u011bco p\u0159ibral.\u201c \u0158e\u010dnick\u00e1 \u010di ne\u0159e\u010dnick\u00e1? No, za m\u011b teda \u0159e\u010dnick\u00e1, vstup do diskuse je t\u00edmto z m\u00e9 strany jemn\u011b ignorov\u00e1n. Ne tak ze strany dcery: \u201eTo je t\u00edm, \u017ee furt sed\u00ed\u0161 doma za po\u010d\u00edta\u010dem.\u201c Fajn, te\u010f u\u017e si nem\u016f\u017eu pomoct a vlo\u017e\u00edm se do toho sv\u00fdm: \u201eA jak bys to zhodnotila u m\u011b, Renatko, kdy\u017e chod\u00edm a chod\u00edm, v\u0161ude a v\u017edy kdy to jde, jezd\u00edm na kole, cvi\u010d\u00edm, va\u0159\u00edm a j\u00edm hodn\u011b zeleniny, nej\u00edm sma\u017een\u00e9, atd atd atd?\u201c \u201eNo, mami, ty v tom pokra\u010duj!\u201c Zase ty slzy od sm\u00edchu a sly\u0161\u00edm man\u017eela jak polohlasem \u0159\u00edk\u00e1: \u201eTo si p\u0159edstav, kdyby mamka tohle v\u0161echno ned\u011blala!\ud83d\ude09\u201c<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Ok, nikdy nebude dost toho, kdy j\u00e1 jako ob\u011btav\u00e1 a miluj\u00edc\u00ed mamka dost\u00e1v\u00e1 sodu ke sv\u00fdm superschopnostem, a to: b\u00fdt neviditeln\u00e1, v\u017edy star\u0161\u00ed a r\u00e1doby v\u017edy moud\u0159ej\u0161\u00ed.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Tak te\u010f ta s \u00b4prsama\u00b4!<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Dcera roste a roste, to se j\u00ed ned\u00e1 up\u0159\u00edt! <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Ob\u010das se tak pozoruje v\u00a0zrcadle a zhodnot\u00ed to t\u00edm, \u017ee u\u017e j\u00ed rostou prsa, fajn, so far so good. Je\u0161t\u011b jsem nena\u0161la tak cool v\u00fdraz v\u00a0\u010de\u0161tin\u011b, kter\u00fd by se mi l\u00edbil a nav\u00edc tak hezky vystihoval situaci, v\u00a0posledn\u00ed dob\u011b jsou to \u00a0ale sp\u00ed\u0161 situace. Tak\u017ee: dotud dobr\u00fd.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Pak ale tu stejnou, nastalou, situaci zhodnot\u00ed nelichotiv\u00fdm citoslovcem: \u201eBl\u00e9\u00e9\u00e9\u00e9\u00e9, prsa!\u201c Na\u010de\u017e si man\u017eel op\u011bt neodpust\u00ed svou tro\u0161ku do ml\u00fdna a vyd\u011bs\u00ed ji je\u0161t\u011b v\u00edc, kdy\u017e \u0159ekne: \u201eRenatko, bude\u0161 m\u00edt prsa velk\u00fd jak mamka!\u201c To u\u017e dcera za\u010dne opravdu kv\u00edlet, odm\u00edtat takovou d\u011bsivou skute\u010dnost dlouh\u00fdm a d\u016frazn\u011bpronesen\u00fdm:\u201cN\u00e9\u00e9\u00e9\u00e9\u00e9\u00e9\u00e9\u00e9\u00e9\u00e9\u00e9\u00e9\u00e9\u00e9\u00e9\u00e9!\u201c obohacen\u00fdm o pla\u010dtiv\u00fd p\u0159\u00edzvuk. No, ned\u00e1 mi to, mus\u00edm se zeptat: \u201ePro\u010d by ti vadilo m\u00edt velk\u00fd prsa?\u201c V\u00edm, nem\u011bla bych se ve spoust\u011b situac\u00ed rad\u011bji pt\u00e1t, ale n\u011bjak si nem\u016f\u017eu pomoct, mo\u017en\u00e1 jsem t\u00edm objevila svou dal\u0161\u00ed superschopnost, ka\u017edop\u00e1dn\u011b, zeptala jsem se, mus\u00edm n\u00e9st n\u00e1sledky: \u201cProto\u017ee je m\u00e1\u0161 velk\u00fd jak zem\u011bkoule.\u201c<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Tak te\u010f u\u017e se mi zem\u011bkoule sm\u00edchem nat\u0159\u00e1saj\u00ed tak, \u017ee v n\u011bkter\u00fdch sv\u011btad\u00edlech to zp\u016fsob\u00ed tsunami a zem\u011bt\u0159esen\u00ed v jednom. Zk\u00e1za dokon\u00e1na!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

P\u00e1tek 22.1.21 Dnes tedy \u201ezabito\u201c, u\u017e od r\u00e1na. Mo\u017en\u00e1 pokra\u010dov\u00e1n\u00ed v\u010derej\u0161ka, kdy se dcera vymezovala v\u016f\u010di tat\u00ednkovi na jeho: \u201eTicho, d\u011bti!\u201c kdy\u017e jsme blbly a tat\u00ednka tak ru\u0161ily. Na jej\u00ed \u201eTa\u0165ko, jak\u00fd d\u011bti, mamka je star\u0161\u00ed, ne\u017e ty!\u201c se za\u010dal man\u017eel sm\u00e1t a\u017e se skoro za b\u0159icho popadal. Chv\u00edli jsme si ob\u011b myslely, \u017ee n\u011bjak\u00fd … <\/p>\n

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